unnameablethings:

*walks up to a polyamorous triad* sooo which one of you is the healer, which one’s the tank, and which one’s DPS

@vakarianblues @risenspectre

niru723:

Legends never dye 😭❤😱love you Shepherd Happy N7 day everyone

bioticboss‌:

@willreignite

“Glad you could make it, Commander, we have business to attend to.”

Shepard arrived at Afterlife to have a drink and enjoy the dancers but apparently there indeed was no rest for the wicked. “What do you want me to do?” She knew better not to ask about the payment, at least not initially.

musingmemes:

hospital themed starters

• “ stop messing with your IV. ”
  
• “ hey there - you gave me quite a scare. ”
  
• “ this IV itches. ”
  
• “ i think my nurse is trying to kill me. ”
  
• “ i don’t want to have another surgery. ”
  
• “ i’m tired of laying here in this stupid bed. ”
  
• “ this medicine makes me feel so out of it. ”
  
• “ i just want to go home. ”
  
• “ i’m not leaving this room. ”
  
• “ i feel so tired all the time. ”
  
• “ i’m pretty sure this place is haunted. ”
  
• “ i keep telling them i’m fine. i can go home! ”
  
• “ you’re not fine. you need to rest. ”
  
• “ it’s just a few more days, then i’ll take you home. ”
  
• “ will you stop playing with the bed settings? ”
  
• “ they said i might need another surgery. ”
• “ the doctor said it could be worse. ”
  
• “ the doctors are still running some tests. ”

myragewillendworlds:

I am kink-critical.

I critique your kink.

Nipple clamps with weights? Good choice, 7/10.

Over-the-knee spanking? Nice, but a bit bland. A 6/10.

A rough ravishment scene in the woods? Ah, a solid 9/10! Oh, but no anal? Hmm, that’s gonna cost you points.

justamixofmemes:

 Or send 👉 ✊ {reverse} for your muse bend forwards and handcuffed over my my muses desk.

What happens is up to you.